Monday, April 06, 2009

2009 Topps Heritage blaster. And the greatest card ever.


The garish yellow packs are a definite plus.



The blaster that says 'bonus' is a beeeeeg annoyance.


7 packs plus one extra pack! Also known as: 8 packs! This 7-plus-
bonus rigamarole is a pet peeve. Let me inform you right off the
bat, as it were, that this blaster had nothing good in it, from our perspective. 
Exceptin' for this card:



This is possibly one of the greatest baseball cards ever made. We'll
do a post about just this card alone. It is the essence of all that is
good in the world.


How goofy is this shot? We thought it said Cincy Clusters, like
maybe a candy bar.


What do these two Rookie Star/Topps Magazine cards have in
common? They came in the same pack, which is interesting. Have
you mailed us your answer yet? Tap tap tap tap tap tap. Tippity
tap. We're waiting. Ok, fine. We'll tell you what these two cards of
Perez and Cruz have in common. Wild hair and crazed expressions,
that's what.


Kerry Wood is in his Indians uniform: good. Then there is Manny
being an '08 Red Sock. What about the World Series shot? Kind of
nifty. One deeply troubling aspect of this box is that there was only
one stinkin' Met card.


And then there was Evan. Does he kind of look very "Mr. Baseball"y
here?in this shot?:


Does he often strike that pose? Selected by the youth of America?
What do yutes know?


Don't you think baseball people would stay in better shape? But Mr.
Manuel certainly seems to know how to manage a team. This was a
good box for 
Cliff. He's getting all kindsa Phillies from this box.


You know, when you get right down to it, Detroit has a nice
uniform. But we very, very much wish this were a Curtis
Granderson card.


In crowd shots from the sixties, one thing always stands out:
people are not dressed like slobs.

I think you can pretty much trace the fall of western civilization to
the fact that men now wear baggy shorts and flip-flops in public.



If you have to have a team card, then it should look like this one.
Sharp.


"Sparks" is one of those text-on-the-back words. Along with
"cranks," "caps," "clinches," and "knocks."



Shiiiiiiiiiinnnny! Mr. Ankiel looks quite square of jaw.


We KNOW we've seen that Zimmerman pic on the left before. On a
previous Heritage card, in fact. But that is not a good picture for a
baseball card on the right. It looks as if he's thinking, "Ack, another
baseball card photo session." Who will do worse this year, the
Nationals or the Mariners?

Oh, by the way. Did I mention that the Mets are going to win the
World Series?

Other cards in the blaster, in the order they emerged:

79 Carlos Pena
30 Grady Sizemore
22 Khalil Greene
264 Cole Hamels
366 Ervin Santana
302 Checklist (team Phillies)
99 Lastings Milledge
262 Mark Teahen
328 Jesus Flores
252 Brian Bannister
16 Chris Perez
31 Raul Ibanez
416 J.C. Romero
311 Jason Marquis
161 Jose Valverde
390 WS Game 5
491 Manny Ramirez -- continuing in dramatic fashion the trend of
cartooning the player on the back in the farthest thing from an
actual likeness that you can possibly imagine
199 David Purcey
287 Moises Alou
128 Scott Elbert
121 Angel Salome
43 Checklist (team Nationals)
221 Jim Leyland
66 Jesse Litsch
336 Paul Byrd
365 Carlos Quentin
330 Franklin Gutierrez
133 Luis Cruz
120 Fernando Perez
353 Luke Hochevar
112 Scott Lewis
289 Carlos Delgado
318 Evan Longoria
83 Derek Jeter
87 Jarrod Washburn
12 Jeremy Guthrie
53 Adam Jones
27 Nick Blackburn
183 Checklist (team Pirates)
209 Randy Wolf
415 Jayson Werth
C29 Rick Ankiel
136 Matt Tuiasosopo **excellent name**
14 Jeremy Sowers
234 Juan Pierre
466 Phillies coaches
NF7 Marshall Space Flight Center
352 Cincy Clusters Clouters
222 Charlie Manuel
254 Brandon Lyon
97 Kevin Kouzmanoff
BF2 Bill Mazeroski **greatest card ever**
266 Ricky Nolasco
203 Chris Iannetta
84 Yadier Molina
293 Joe Blanton
201 Chad Tracy
151 Checklist (team Giants)
119 Wilkin Castillo
480 Jorge Posada
146 Ramon Ramirez
C94 Ryan Zimmerman
197 Orlando Hudson

Of course if you need a card from the list, other than the Maz and
the Phillies for Cliff, just drop a line. These are pretty wonderful
cards but we don't have the completist urge.

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